Welcome Slayers!
If you're on this site you must think like us. When is it going to happen? How? We understand and we are here to help. We have all your needs from supplies to fortify your home, finacing bunkers, guides on how to make your vehicles and self zombieproof. As much as the governement denies aliens, the pyramids, BIGFOOT! How are we going to trust them to defend us when a siege of undead monsters ramsack our home overnight. WE DO NOT SELL WEAPONS HERE! I can name few of the products we offer here, but the rest you will need to see for yourself. Such as:
- SOLID TITANIUM walls to fend off those beasts and keep your home standing under any pressure.
- Sign up for a care package every week that will drop off various items to your home. From bandages, a weekly newsletter offering tips and tricks for defending yourself, coupons, and lastly NO WEAPONS!
- A ZOMBIE MECHANIC SPECIALIST. Our specialist John Knott Azombie specializes in putting your vehicle through a complete makeover that will be absolutely ZOMBIEPROOF!
If you're not as enthusiastic about this topic as we are here at Slayco. then you won't last a day WHEN THEY COME FOR US!